Cheesy language jokes, round two
- Me: So, Julius Caesar walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a martinus.
- Sis: Oh no..
- Me: The bartender looks at him and goes,"Oh! You mean a martini."
- Me: "No," replied Caesar. "I only want one."
- Sis: ... What?
- Me: Noun declensions.
- #and then the bartender stabs him 23 times for being difficult
Choose to run it.