Non basta amore.

My name is Amber. I'm twenty-three years old and I'm from Western Pennsylvania. I'm interested in photography, Buddhism, chakras, running, animals, music, spirituality, books, and history. I'm a Leo feel free to follow me.

Cheesy language jokes, round two

  • Me: So, Julius Caesar walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a martinus.
  • Sis: Oh no..
  • Me: The bartender looks at him and goes,"Oh! You mean a martini."
  • Me: "No," replied Caesar. "I only want one."
  • Sis: ... What?
  • Me: Noun declensions.
  • #and then the bartender stabs him 23 times for being difficult