Cheesy language jokes, round two
Me: So, Julius Caesar walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a martinus.
Sis: Oh no..
Me: The bartender looks at him and goes,"Oh! You mean a martini."
Me: "No," replied Caesar. "I only want one."
Sis: ... What?
Me: Noun declensions.
#and then the bartender stabs him 23 times for being difficult
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